SIR - What a beauty! The NHS in Doncaster, footing a £300 bill for a smart glass notice pointing the direction to Nurse Treatment Room's' - obviously no shortage of pounds or 'postrophes 'ere!

However, having just filled out a pension application form, I really am pleased I did not throw out my enigma de-coding machine.

It translated the form into the English that I could understand and was brilliant on verbs, changing all the gets' into receive. Hope I do not receive a letter saying not getting'!

Gary Lorriman, North Walk, Harden