Online international supermarket Brit Superstore is looking for a Chief Biscuit Officer to test 8 of the UK’s most popular cookies and review them.

Cookie or biscuit? Brit Superstore is looking to pay someone to settle the age-old debate.

As Chief Biscuit Officer, you’ll be the person to taste and review iconic British cookies. You will play an invaluable role in exposing Americans to “cookies” from the other side of the pond.

Brit Superstore wants someone with a genuine passion for classic British cookies of all shapes and sizes and an interest in British culture/cuisine.

The lucky applicant will receive eight packs of iconic British cookies delivered to their door. The Chief Biscuit Officer will review the cookies, providing answers to a list of questions which Brit Superstore will specify at a later stage. 

To enter, applications need to be submitted by 31st November.

Find all information and application forms here.

Who’s Eligible?

This exclusive opportunity is open only to passionate biscuit enthusiasts residing in the mainland United States. Here’s what you need to qualify:

  • 18 years or older.
  • A true love for biscuits in all shapes and sizes.
  • A genuine interest in British culture and cuisine.
  • Legal right to work in the United States.
  • Availability between November 1st and 30th 2024, to carry out your biscuit duties.

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How to Apply?

If this sounds like your dream gig (and let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to get paid for eating biscuits?!), simply fill out the online application.

Explain why you’d make the perfect Chief Biscuit Officer, and feel free to include any photos or videos that showcase your biscuit expertise—they’re not required, but they’ll help you stand out.

Deadline & Next Steps

Applications close on October 31st, so make sure to get yours in before then! The lucky new biscuit officer will need to be available during November for taste testing.

If you don’t hear by early November, it means someone else snagged the role.