Some people go on holiday to get away from the neighbours from hell.

But Ron and Yvonne, intent on peace and quiet, find such people in the caravan next door.

The couples come to blows in John Godber's comedy Perfect Pitch, staged next month by Keighley Playhouse.

Every weekend Ron and Yvonne head for the coast in their prized four-berth home-from-home.

Ron simply wants a peaceful retirement, while Yvonne practices her Gilbert and Sullivan songs.

Harmony is shattered with the arrival of Grant and Steph in this "funny and touching tale of brooding sexuality and chemical toilets".

The Times newspaper praised Perfect Pitch, from the writer of Bouncers and Up 'n' Under, as observational comedy of the highest order.

The Keighley production, on June 13-28, is the first Playhouse play to be produced by Stephen Clark.

Stephen, this year's Keighley Amateurs panto dame, has produced and acted with several other local theatre groups.

His cast is made up of Playhouse regulars Debbie Bowman, Gilly Rogers, Ian Wilkinson and Kevin Moore.

Perfect Pitch is staged on June 9-14 at 7.30pm. Book at Keighley Information Centre in the town hall (weekdays), or telephone 08451 267859.

nA dark comedy is played out by 13 devious and dysfunctional characters in a revival of a rarely-staged Alan Ayckbourn play.

A two-storey modern house has been created on stage at the West Yorkshire Playhouse, Leeds, for A Small Family Business.

Jack, 45, is handed the daunting task of steering a family furniture firm into a new era, with alarming results.

Jack's honourable intentions are quickly compromised as his teenage daughter becomes a shoplifter and his relatives act like the mafia.

Book tickets for the June 6-July 12 production at Keighley Information Centre in the town hall, or telephone 0113 213 7700.

nInner Space Performance Group will present its latest outdoor show The Ghosts on June 15 at East Riddlesden Hall, from 1.30pm.

The actors with learning disabilities will portray a story of the Witchfinder General and a miscarriage of justice.

nMusic from film and theatre will be presented at Bingley Arts Centre on June 7 by Bradford Metropolitan Concert Band.

Hollywood and Broadway will be covered by the 36-member band, conducted by Ken Hall, and the guests are Chordiality.

Book tickets for A Celebration of Stage and Screen at Windstruments, Crossflatts, or phone 01274 561588.

nCathy and Heathcliff again roam the moors as Northern Ballet Theatre presents its dance version of Wuthering Heights.

Emily Bronte's story has been allied to the music of Les Miserables and Miss Saigon writer Claude-Michel Schonberg.

The powerful production portrays the tempestuous love story from Tuesday to Saturday at Leeds Grand Theatre.

Book tickets at Keighley Information Centre or phone 0113 222 6222.

nFreddie Starr returns to the Victoria Theatre, Halifax, next Friday (7.30pm) for an outrageous and madcap show.

Buy tickets for Freddie's unique and unpredictable style of music comedy at Keighley Information Centre or on 01422 351158.

nA Feast of Gilbert and Sullivan will be performed at the theatre by the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company this Sunday at 7.30pm.

nThe founder of the popular Northern Broadsides theatre company goes out on his own this Sunday at 7.30pm.

Barrie Rutter will perform a personal choice of readings, memories and anecdotes at the West Yorkshire Playhouse in Leeds. Book tickets by phoning 0113 213-7700.

nThe Russian Cossack State Dance Company comes from Moscow for a performance at St George's Hall, Bradford, next Friday.

Those Were the Days is a music hall presentations featuring song and dance from the last century (Tuesday 2.30pm and 7.30pm).

nAustralian performer Kevin "Bloody" Wilson offers songs, humour and bar stool philosophy on June 10 at 8pm.

Book all the shows at Keighley Information Centre or telephone 01274 432000.

nSome Enchanted Evening is a songs-from-the-shows concert next Friday featuring radio star Linda Watts.

The singer from Friday Night Is Music Night performs numbers from Cats, Carousel, My Fair Lady, South Pacific and more at Leeds City Varieties. Book on 08456 441881.