Local:

Keighley Playhouse: Neil Simon comedy Plaza Suite (Monday-Saturday 08451 267859/01535 604764.

Exley Head Methodist Church: Airedale Male Voice Choir (tomorrow 7.30pm). Phone 01535 607184.

Out of town:

Alhambra Theatre, Bradford: Cole Porter musical Kiss Me, Kate (until tomorrow); musical Jesus Christ Superstar (Monday-March 26). Phone 01274 132000.

St George's Hall, Bradford: singer Petula Clark (tonight 7.30pm); Pink Floyd tribute band Off The Wall (tomorrow 8pm); dance, music and song in The Magic of Ireland (Thursday 7.30pm); English Chamber Orchestra with guitarist John Williams (Friday 7.30pm). Phone 01274 432000.

Bradford Cathedral: Bradford Festival Choral Society (tomorrow 7.30pm). Phone 01274 432000.

Theatre in the Mill, Bradford: devised play I Have Never (tonight/tomorrow 7.30pm); musical Salad Days (Thursday-Saturday 7.30pm). Phone 01274 233200.

Victoria Theatre, Halifax: newsreader John Suchet recounts his life (Sunday); singer Tony Christie (Tuesday); comedy club Dick and Liddy's (Friday). Phone 01422 351158.

Grand Theatre, Leeds: comedy-thriller Arsenic and Old Lace (tonight/tomorrow); The Drifters (Sunday); Queen tribute Magic (Sunday); tap dancing comedy Stepping Out with Patsy Palmer (Monday-Saturday). Phone 0113 222 6222.

West Yorkshire Playhouse, Leeds: sadistic hunt for weakness in Frantic Assembly's physical drama Hymns (Tuesday-Saturday); Runaway Diamonds, drama about Frederick Douglass, leader of the US abolitionist movement (tonight/tomorrow); Henrik Ibsen's drama A Doll's House (until March 19). Phone 0113 2137700.

Music:

Size Five perform 50s and 60s covers at Cullingworth Conservative Club tomorrow.

Demon Barbers play folk-rock with comedian-musician Keith Donnelly and singer Anna Williamson at the Love Apple Cafe, Great Horton Road, Bradford on Sunday at 7pm. Tickets on door.

Ocean Colour Scene musician Steve White leads drum clinic at the New Variety Club, Russell Street, Keighley, on Tuesday. Book at Copy Shop in High Street.

Freedom Angels rap at the Mission club, Leeds, on Wednesday (noon-5pm).

Vibrators play punk with Keighley band Breene on Thursday at the New Variety Club, Keighley. Tickets from Copy Shop.

Johnny and the Poorboys play Celtic rock 'n' roll at the Rose and Crown, Ilkley, on Thursday, and St Anne's Catholic Club, Keighley, on Friday. Tickets for St Anne's from Copy Shop or phone 07973 950660.

Rider play rock covers and originals at the Cross Keys, Skipton, next Friday.

Hush play pop-rock and indie at the Three Horseshoes, Otley, next Friday.

Bacca Pipes Folk Club hosts "shameful secrets" song night (tonight 8.30 pm) and singer Chris Coe (Friday), at Keighley Ukrainian Club, 9 Henry Street.

Cinema:

Million Dollar Baby (12a): Oscar-winning drama with aging boxer Clint Eastwood training protegee Hilary Swank.

Hitch (12a): romantic comedy with Will Smith as a Manhattan matchmaker.

Sideways (15): thriller with Paul Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church.

Robots (U): computer-generated family adventure.

Racing Stripes (U): Family comedy with live-action and computer animation.

Shall We Dance? (12a): Richard Gere, Jennifer Lpez and Susan Sarandon in a new romantic comedy.

Organising a show or concert? Let us know on 01535 606611 or e-mail david.knights@keighley.newsquest.co.uk.