Have you seen this:

http://www3.waterstones.com/wat/images/nbd/m/75/9781904853497.jpg.

It's called Angelglass by some bloke called David Barnett, who is just about shameless enough to plug it here.

It's doing brisk trade on places like Amazon. Waterstone's have loads in at their Bradford branch, which is nice of them, and you can also get it at the Saltaire Bookshop in, well, Saltaire, if you don't like shopping at multinational conglomerates.

There's been a nice review in The Guardian as well.

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